15 Ways To Handle Stress

1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2. Use your Master Card to pay your Visa bill.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "Have a Nice Day" tell them you have other plans.

5. During your next meeting sneeze and then loudly suck the phlegm back down your throat.

6. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

7. Make a list of things you've already done.

8. Dance naked in front of your pets.

9. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

10. Go shopping. Buy everything you like. Wear it and sweat in it and return it the next day.

11. Drive to work in reverse.

12. Read the Dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.

13. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to you.

14. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.

AND Number 15...

15. Get a box of condoms, wait in the check out line and ask the cashier where the fitting room is.