A Perfect Day

This is how Men and Women would define a perfect day.

WOMEN:

8:45
Wake up to hugs and Kisses.

9:00
Weigh 5 pounds lighter on the scale.

9:30
Light Breakfast.

11:00
Sunbathe.

12:30
Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.

1:45
Shopping.

2:30
Run into boyfriends' ex, notice that she's gained 30 pounds.

3:00
Facial, Massage and light nap.

7:30
Candlelight dinner and dancing.

10:00
Make love

11:30
A little pillow talk with boyfriend, before sleep.

MEN:

10:00
Wake up.

10:02
Oral sex.

10:10
Big Breakfast.

11:30
Drive up the coast in a Ferrari with a lady with big tits.

2:15
Enormous Lunch.

3:15
Oral Sex.

3:25
Sports with the guys.

4:30
Drinks with the guys.

6:30
Meet Claudia Schiffer.

6:40
Oral Sex.

6:50
Huge Dinner and more beer.

11:00
Full on, get down, gorilla style sex.

11:10
Sleep.

THE END

Contributed by Tim