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Microsoft Cars

 

Top Ten Ways Microsoft Would Change the Auto Business

10. New seats would require everyone to have the same butt-size.

9. We would all have to switch to Microsoft Gas.

8. The US government would be forced to rebuild all the roads for Microsoft cars; they would drive on the old roads but will run very slowly.

7. The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

6. Sun MotorSystems would make a car that would be solar-powered, twice as reliable, and five times as fast, but it would run on only 5 percent of the roads.

5. You would be constantly pressured to upgrade your car.

4. You could have only one person in the car at a time, unless you bought a Car95 or CarNT -- but then you would have to buy ten more seats and a new engine.

3. Occasionally, your car would die for no apparent reason, and you would have to restart it. Strangely, you would just accept this as normal.

2. Every time the lines of the road were repainted, you would have to buy a new car.

1. People would get excited about the new features of the latest Microsoft cars, forgetting that these same features have been available from other car makers for years (like Apple's MacCars for instance).

 

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