The Unofficial Singapore Army
Dick-tionary

If you think you can take R rated stuff, then please feel free to continue. This is a Hokkien joke so you may need some help from your Hokkien colleagues.

SAF Terms	Soldier Definition
when you sign on	kum lan
pass out from course	sia lan
your boss don't give chance	lau lan
you do something with no result	lan pa pa lan
sabo king	kwai lan
missing promotion	tu lan
kana condemn	lan lan
early release	kio tio gu lan
going ROD/ORD	boh hew lan
do nothing	cho boh lan
come back for reservist	cho si mi lan
doing shit jobs	kana lan
woman join Army	mulan

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Contributed by Mike