Top Ten List:
The Uses of EMAS

From the Home Office at Sennett MRT Station, here's the Top Ten List.

You've seen the signs. It coming up. Why? Do we need it? What can it tell us. Wonder no more.

Heeeeeere we go,

10. Display results of 4D and Toto draws.

9. Another avenue for recalling Reservists for Open Mobilisation Exercises.

8. Inform you of other LTA projects that are getting in your way.

7. In case of accidents, can display the number plates of the cars involved so motorist won't have to slow down to get the number.

6. For stockbrokers stuck in traffic jams, EMAS can show latest trading prices.

5. Like the "Arrival" board at the airport, EMAS can usually tell you your ETA at work: "Delayed". Watch out for the killer , "Ask LTA".

4. Warn injured accident victims of rapidly approaching BMWs.

3. Display the latest Top Ten list from soc.culture.singapore.

2. Inform you of the latest COE price shocker even before you read it in the New Paper.

And (drumroll)... the number one thing EMAS can be used for

1. Football scores for the latest Man U. game!

[Cue music, "The Sign" by Ace of Base]