Top Ten List:
Bill and Saddam

From the Home Office in a secret underground bunker in downtown Baghdad, here's the Top Ten List.

Top Ten promises made in the deal between Iraq and the US.

It seems that the imminent war between US and Iraq has been averted. Last minute diplomatic efforts have managed to stave off war. Will it last, we wonder? And what were the agreements in this last minute deal? Let's take a look.

Heeeeeere we go,

10. UN Weapons Inspection Team to include interns.

9. Saddam promises to use sex scandals to improve public image instead of challenging the US.

8. Gold medal winning US women's ice hockey team to train Iraqi soldiers.

7. Saddam to get date with Letterman's mom.

6. Letterman's mom to get interview with Saddam.

5. Saddam, Clinton, and Monica Lewinsky to get roles in "Hot Shots! Menage a trois! The Mother of All Sequels"

4. Clinton promises not to bomb Saddam to divert attention away from sex scandal.

3. Saddam promises not to call Clinton, "that sex-crazed, fat American pig".

2. Power-Rider with optional calorie counter for Saddam Hussein.

And (drum roll)... the number one promise made in the deal between Iraq and the US

1. Iraqi hit squad to be sent to get Kenneth Starr and Paula Jones.

[Cue music, "Ghost Riders in the Sky"].

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Contributed and Written by Gabriel "Loco Lobo" Goh