Why Did the Chicken
Cross the Road?

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Kindergarten teacher: To get to the other side

Admiral Teo Chee Hean: We'll teach the chickens to think for themselves, how to cross the road in the most effective way.

Aristotle: It's the nature of chickens to cross the road

BG George Yeo: In this age of information and technology, it is inevitable that the chickens get to cross the road.

Bill Clinton: I've met so many chicks. I can't remember.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken2000 Office which will not only cross the roads but lay eggs, file your documents and balance your cheque book.

Buddha: The chicken should cultivate good karma so that it can cross to the other side of the road safely. If it gets run down, this is due to bad karma and should try again in the next reincarnation.

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Darwin: Chickens over great periods of time have been naturally selected in such a way that they are genetically disposed to cross the roads.

Deng Xiao Ping: A chicken that crosses the road is a good chicken regardless of whether it is a black or white chicken.

Dr Richard Hu: DON'T PANIC. We'll monitor the situation and start worrying if the chickens get run down while crossing the road.

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your point of reference.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveal your underlying sexual insecurity.

Lee Kong Chian: The chicken crossed the road because there are plenty of worms on the other side and it should help as many chickens as possible to cross the road.

Lee Kuan Yew: Every chicken should be given the opportunity to realise its full potential to cross the road. The brightest chickens should lead.

Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why?? The end of the crossing justifies whatever the motive there was.

Mah Bow Tan: The chickens must pay before they use the roads.

Mahathir: We should let our own ethnic chickens which are slower cross the road first.

Mahatma Gandhi: It's a non-violent way for the chickens to gain freedom and independence.

Mao Zhe Dong: Whichever chicken that reaches the other side of the road first will be sent to the labour camp.

Philip Yeo: The chickens have a MORAL responsibility to cross the road. If they don't, we'll name them.

Shakespeare: All the world's a stage for the chickens to cross the road.

Sim Wong Hoo: Don't give up if at first you fail. The chickens should think of creative ways to cross the road.

Tao: It doesn't matter if the chickens crossed the road or not. What matters is that the chicken realised why the road is there in the first place.

THE END

Contributed and written by C S Tan