Top Ten List:
Browse and Grab

From the Home Office at Department of the Official Assignee, here's tonight's Top Ten List.

Top Ten Surprises found in the Browse & Grab Counter

The Department of the Official Assignee and Official Receiver has hit upon an innovative way to raise some cash from the assets of bankrupt companies by having a bargain sale of all the items instead of calling for offers. A Browse & Grab counter was set up with lots of bargains to be had. Being a true blue shopaholic Singaporean, I went down to take a look. Here's what I found.

Heeeere we go,

10. Original software that allows EMAS to display 4D and Toto results.

9. Panties and bras stolen from NTU students.

8. Phua Chu Kang's mole.

7. Nude scenes of Kate Winslet cut from the movie, Titanic.

6. Joe Augustin's socks.

5. Benedict Goh's missing personality.

4. Pirated CDs of the cockpit voice recorder from SilkAir MI 185.

3. Pictures of the woman (a.k.a. "that bitch") and her maid-abusing son taken by New Paper photographers but not allowed to be published.

2. Fandi Ahmad's unclaimed School Colours.

And (drum roll)... the number one surprise found at the Browse & Grab Counter...

1. Lim Boon Heng's portfolio.

[Cue music "Looking for Love (in all the wrong places)"]

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Contributed and Written by Gabriel "Loco Lobo" Goh